Melanie showed up in foosball club one day, and then kept showing up. She always wanted to play doubles as my teammate, even though we Lost. Every. Game. After a few months of frequent texting, she invited me to see a movie, to which I responded that I was going with my brother, Abbas. Melanie looked sad, so I asked Abbas if I could watch the movie with a friend. Just before the movie, Melanie told me she had "the biggest crush" on me. I finally realized that there was a chance she had been flirting with me. Four years, two cats, and a proposal later, I am pretty sure she was.